Dirty Colder Than Sayings - “cold as blixen. ” “colder than a banker’s heart on foreclosure day at the widows’ and orphans’ home. ” Every day is a new beginning, embrace it with hope and courage. 3. I think the saying is it's cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. the balls were not made of brass, but rather the base of the pyramid stack of balls was made of brass and when. Coming to check on his new arrivals from up north,. So i work with this old guy and he says the funniest $hit sometimes. I figured we have guys from all over the us here so what may seem common sayings to you may be new. Nobody's responded to this post yet. Add your thoughts and get the conversation going. 224 subscribers in the humornama community. Welcome to humornama, the original source of all. Colder than the ice cream dad promises to share but finishes before you even get a spoon. Colder than the hug dad gives after assembling ikea furniture together. The sayings i’ve heard most often are… colder than a well digger’s ass. that makes sense, but do they have the coldest asses of all occupations? Colder than a witch’s. “man, i’m about as comfortable as a whore in 8 am church service. ” colder than a witch’s tit laying face down in the snow wearing a brass bra. Useful as a one legged man in an ass.
“cold as blixen. ” “colder than a banker’s heart on foreclosure day at the widows’ and orphans’ home. ”